that turtel isnt even on basic cable
this isnt right
feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did
some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of.
oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OHH M Y GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHHHYM GOD OH MY GOD OH MY OD OOOOOH MY GOD oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD O H MY GO D OH MY GOD O H M Y GO D OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house
never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear
why do the teenage mutant ninja turtles wear eye masks? they’re fucking humanoid turtles. who the fuck is going to see them without the eye masks and be like, oh you’re probably some other sentient humanoid turtles not the ones that fight crime.
it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.